Wednesday, September 30, 2009

California Exotics EZ Bend Bunny Stimulator


... While the flexability is nice this uses non standard triple a batteries which is uncommon for most vibrators. Size is actually a little small and no twisting inside, I would recommend this to ladies who like it small or first timers. ...
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Tuesday, September 29, 2009

California Exotics Dual Action Rider, Erection Enhancer with Bullet


... My hubby and I never used a ring before. But OMG WOW! This little bullet have alot of power. This is one of our new favorite toys! ...
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Monday, September 28, 2009

California Exotics Marina Opulent Slender G Massager, Magenta Luster


... Very nice product, would consider it to be more foreplay oriented than a g spot vibe, as it has very soft, gentle vibrations and is very, very narrow. Very pretty and great for those new to toys! ...
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Sunday, September 27, 2009

California Exotics Thigh and Wrist Harness


... Are you looking to add a little light bondage to your love life, but don't know where to start? Well, this fun and sturdy harness is a nice beginning. It is made out of 1.5" wide leather, which is nice and comfortable (within reason :-), and closes with easy to use Velcro. But, don't take these things lightly, they are genuine bondage, and will securely pin your wrists to your thighs! So, only use these if you have absolute trust in your partner.

Yeah, these are fun restraints, sure to add a lot of fun your next...wild night. Enjoy!

(review of Thigh & Wrist Harness) ...
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Saturday, September 26, 2009

California Exotics Betty's Jelly Bumble Bee


... - nice and sometimes quick orgasm (if placed on the clitoris)
- kinda too big for first-timers
- kinda difficult to put on and get into the motion
- doesn't use up much battery life
- the one extra bump on the clitoris-stimulation side has to go (can be painful)
- is bigger than it looks
- the vibration controller can get in the way but don't mess with its wires too much
- its a product that grows on you, the more uses, the more you love it ...
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Friday, September 25, 2009

California Exotics Veined Double Dildo, Reflective Gel, 18 Inches


... This thing is amazing. The girlfriend and I LOVE it. Our only complaint is that we should have bought the longer one because it's a bit short for most positions and things. Other than that it is PHENOMENAL. ...
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Thursday, September 24, 2009

California Exotics Insatiable G Clitoral and G-Spot Stimulator


... This one took a little getting used to at first. I was looking for the mindblowing G-spot orgasm, and was a little disappointed that I didn't get it on the first try. It took about 3 tries actually, but after that, I was ready to take it from room to room with me! It is a little loud, especially on the highest setting, but honestly, there's not a lot of use for the highest one unless the batteries are getting low. The second one is more than enough. ...
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Wednesday, September 23, 2009

California Exotics Micro Tinglers Noiseless Massagers, Tear Drop


... nice and small, but not enough intesity control, goes from 0-60 with nothing in betweeen ...
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Tuesday, September 22, 2009

California Exotics Rechargeable Jack Rabbit


... I was pretty happy to find a rechargeable vibe but this one fell short of my expectations. It held the charge really well but the beads and head stopped rotating after just a couple of uses. They will work only when I pull on the end before use but stop again when in use. It will also turn off completely in mid use which is VERY frustrating.
It just seemed to me that the full charge was not strong enough to operate it. All in all, just very disappointing. ...
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Monday, September 21, 2009

California Exotics Wicked Stroker Pump, Blue


... Was excited to try this product when I received it. But upon using it for the first time, I was dismayed to find that I filled the entire length, hence I cannot expect much length improvement. But my girth filled only about half to two thirds of the pump, so after using it a while I am seeing some girth increases. I am approaching filling the pump now, length and girth wise. I really feel the girth, at all times, as I am near 2" across even in the relaxed state. Also, my first orgasm after using this pump was very intense and strong, with super intense powerful pulsations and lots of fluid. With the new thickness, I almost had to use both hands to control it. I also notice the girth change in the mens room, with normal daily functions. My fiancee and I recently starting abstaining from sex until the wedding night. I expect her to have a major surprise that night!

The pump itself is well built for the price. The bulb is powerful. But the rubber sleeve is way to tight for my girth, but overall it pulls strong vacuum. The hose is sorta weak, as it kinks if you bend it too much. I was concerned about my length sealing off the vacuum port at the end, but it still pulls vacuum somehow. Also my tip sort of conforms to the pump, so perhaps I am getting some length enhancing in addition to girth enhancing.

I am pleasanty happy with the performance of this pump. I wouldnt change much, but have a bigger rubber sleeve, and a stronger hose. Additional length would have been preferable, but after using it, I feel the girth enhancement is more important than the length enhancement. I wasnt wanting one of the pumps with the motor. I read that perhaps there is a danger in too strong of a vacuum with motor type. With this you can control the power, and quickly release the vacuum. Pleasantly happy, and cant wait for the wedding night! ...
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Sunday, September 20, 2009

California Exotics Hyper Bunny Stimulator


... got this as a present for my wife for christmas and she LOVES it. It's the best thing she has tried to date and it takes her no time to finish. it was 2.5x more expensive in store than online here ...
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Saturday, September 19, 2009

California Exotics Jumbo Jack Man-O-War Dildo, Ivory, 9 Inches


... I'm probably the realistic target market for an item of this dimension- a male size queen. It's the right width for me, working on depth. But this isn't the right toy to do it.

Y'know all those warnings on the 8-inch variation about how there's something wrong with this and it burns the exact sensitive tissues you'd be using it with? This has the exact same problem. It's too large to use condoms as a workaround.

Mine was packaged plastic-sealed over a cardboard backing. The cardboard backing had a moisture stain pattern obviously related to where it was contacting the toy. There's definitely something chemically wrong with this product. ...
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Friday, September 18, 2009

California Exotics Universal Water Works System


... What you are really paying for are the attachments. I wish they sold those separately. The directional valve adapter is the same as you would get at Home Depot for a hand held shower wand. The same with the hose, its standard at any hardware store. The handheld control and nozzles are what is unique about the system. Caution, they will break if you drop them while attached to the hose (if they hit the side of the sink or bathtub). ...
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Thursday, September 17, 2009

California Exotics Dr. Laura Berman Intimate Basics Pomona Palm Sized Massager


... a lot of women dont want a big bulky sex toy. this small and discreet massager is easily packed away and slipped between partners during sex. ...
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Wednesday, September 16, 2009

California Exotics Tera Patrick Pulsating Heart


... This little vibrator... designed to pleasure the clitoris but not cover "everything" is powerful, and fun. The straps broke before they even went on (and she is not a really big lady). The straps were NOT very effective at holding the vibrator where it needed to be anyway- even before they broke.
Still as a tiny hand held toy it's OK.... It's a bullet vibe with a jelly latex cover. ...
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Sunday, September 13, 2009

California Exotics Electronic Stroke Master


... The incessant nagging, the whiny, high-pitched voice the slow Betty Boop walk, C3PO was a chick robot right? I always thought she'd look cute in an apron with a string of pearls. Man I hope I haven't been waxing the dolphin to a dude'bot. I wouldn't want to be a Robo-Gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Anyhow, this thing turned out to be not so hot for me. True, I had to do all the work, just like with the 4th ex-Missus HammockRider, but that's where the similarities ended. It is also silent and if I'm not being nagged to paint the garage or to ask for a raise to pay for lil Throckmorton's private schooling or belittled for my "belittlement" I just can't seem to "touch the face of God" so to speak. No, it's just not for me.

For some reason Amazon will not allow you to return this item, so I have to come up with a use for it. I bet if you hid something small in here like diamonds or crack rocks no one would examine it very closely. Since I still have the original box I could always regift it. Anyone's birthday coming up? ...
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Saturday, September 12, 2009

California Exotics Waterproof Wireless Bunny


... First of all, I found the straps to be kind of confusing, and it took me a long time to figure out how to put it on.

The dildo part was nice, but for some reason, it was uncomfortable to move my hips.

The vibrator is located IN THE DILDO, not in the bunny part, so there is no clitoral stimulation whatsoever. ...
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Friday, September 11, 2009

Berman - Dilator Set


... This item is very noisy and the speed control on the one I received does not work. It came with a pretty bag and I do not plan to return it. ...
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Thursday, September 10, 2009

California Exotics Stephanie Swift's Shimmering Ultra-Thin Massager, 4 1/4 Inches


... Seller did not have item in stock, consequently it was sent to me very late. When I did finally receive it, it was not the item I purchased but rather a less expensive version. Seller did not send a note of explanation or any note at all! When I contacted Seller to notify of wrong product, Seller did not reply. I have submitted a formal complaint to Amazon.com and they are investigating. BEWARE, Seller has no integrity! ...
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California Exotics Water Missile Pinpoint 5.5" Massager


... I hate to give such a low star-rating on my first time out, but even at $15.00, this thing was a waste. It's slim and pretty and a fabulous pink color, but at its absolute highest setting, I was getting no stimulation whatsoever. Set it on my husband's arm, he could barely feel anything either.


Wouldn't even recommend it to a virgin. Spend $10.00 more at most and get something that'll get you off. ...
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Wednesday, September 9, 2009

California Exotics Double Dolphin Arouser


... Maybe my husband is bigger than normal but we had the hardest time getting this on. Once it was on we wanted it off pretty quick. The vibrations weren't very strong and one of the vibes was stuck in the on position so we had to remove batteries to turn it off. I didn't get any benefit from it and I don't think he got much. ...
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California Exotics Sydnee Steele's Oral Fixation


... Seems like a good product, but the gel wall is too thin and broke enabling the beads to fall out. Not good. ...
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California Exotics Impulse Pocket Paks, Slim Silver Bullet


... This is my favorite sex toy ever. When the one I had broke I tracked it down to amazon to get another. I even bought an extra to keep at my boyfriend's place. The variable speeds are great, but my favorite is the fast, steady vibration. I think this is an excellent clitoral toy and I've had no real problems with it. (The one that broke had been around a while, and the cord got pulled on.) ...
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Tuesday, September 8, 2009

California Exotics Dr. Laura Berman Intimate Basics Lina Vibrating Pen with Sleeve


... Dr. Laura Berman Intimate Basics - Lina Vibrating Pen with Sleeve what will she think of next?! ...
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California Exotics Infrared Electric Massager


... It is a great regular back massager and I use the Acupuncture piece for personal massage.It only takes a few seconds to mak eme happy with this. And since it plugs in you dont need batteries..lol ...
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California Exotics Impulse Kit with Bunny Arouser


... This toy is just fabulous! I have several vibrators that cost over $100 and this one beats them all. I like very strong vibrations and this vibe is strong enough for me without even turning it all the way up. It's great for travel, and batteries last a long time, too. The one tiny drawback is that it's a bit hard to handle for extended periods because it's quite small. Other than that - perfection! ...
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Monday, September 7, 2009

California Exotics Diving Dolphin Stimulator


... My husband and I have really been enjoying this product. It has been a great investment (it didn't cost that much). One word to describe it would be "MINDBLOWING"!!! It definitely enhances the experience to a whole new level. ...
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California Exotic Novelties COLT The Guyser Anal Douche


... If you look at the picture, the ball at the end of the tube looks like it's about half an inch. It's actually about an inch, and, well, my anus is not a cavernous hole, so it kind of hurts when I pull it out. The pressure is not strong enough either and so I have to sit there and squeeze for a long time to get all the water out. I have the other colt enema, the one with the skinny end, and I like that one way better. That one has a slightly jagged edge but if I use a lubricant and stretch my anus slightly and then use two finger so that the anus is slightly open enough to where it doesn't touch the jagged edge, I'm fine. Finding a good anal douche is difficult. ...
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California Exotics Water Missile, Tear Drop Probe


... This is a very simple and effective one. I've had mine almost a year and it's worked very well.

It's not huge (I had a Doc Johnson, the top seller on the amazon list, and it's big and it smells horrible, AND it wasn't as strong in vibration as this one, AND! it died after two weeks), this one is small, lightweight and doesn't smell.

It does take 2 AAA batteries, but hey, it works and works well. I would get it again... when my other wears out.

It will go through batteries... I'd invest in rechargable ones. ...
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Sunday, September 6, 2009

Flexi Massager - Sweet G Spot Waterproof


... Best vibrator I have ever had, with several different speeds there is a different variety every time I use it. ...
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Colt Anal Trainer Kit


... Pros: A low cost way to get into anal sex play

Cons: Too large a jump between medium and large, odd shape.

Details: The Colt Anal Trainer Kit consists of three butt plugs. The first thing that I noticed when I opened the box was that the small and large plugs had an elliptical cross section, not round, every other butt plug I had seen were all perfectly circular. The dimensions of my sample are as follows, given in inches as insertable length and the major and minor axis diameters of the widest point.

Small: 4.1 x 1.0 x 0.9
Medium: 4.5 x 1.3 x 1.3 (round)
Large: 5.8 x 2.0 x 1.7

Most people will be able to move right up to the medium size, although the small plug has some value for long term wear strapped in without triggering a "need to go" reflex. Large is far too large of a jump, I have not been able to master it yet. I used a 1.5 inch diameter plug from another vendor as the next stage. On all of the plugs except for the large, the length of the neck is too short, the plugs will not stay in by themselves, they have to be held or strapped in.

In spite of these shortcomings, I recommend that a beginner try these plugs because you are not out a lot of money if you find that anal sex doesn't turn you on. ...
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Friday, September 4, 2009

California Exotics Infrared Rechargeable Massager


... This is a lovely massager. It has a high and low speed setting and three detachable heads that go over the rolling head. The Top part twists to an angle to make it easier to massager harder to reach areas. Just plug it in to charge it, and then the battery will last for a while and you can enjoy some fine vibes. ...
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California Exotics Advanced Clitoral Pump, Purple


... It's a nice idea, but....it's a very mild "sucking" pleasure. The instructions don't mention it, but there's a clear inverted plastic covering over the suction cup when it arrives - it works much better after you realize this and it's removed.
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California Exotics Anal Douche


... This does exactly what it is suppose to. The only flaw is that the head does not always seal tight so sometimes it squirts out the side. Otherwise I love the thing. ...
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Thursday, September 3, 2009

California Exotics Impulse 7X Power Pak with Micro Bullet


... I bought this Impulse 7X Power because of 3 butteries for 1 motor - it have to be extremely powerful, and 7 vibration modes.
I am very DISAPPOINTED of this device - it IS FAULTY. Only 3 vibration modes are working out of 7 and they turned on in random way without pushing the control buttons. The device is DEFECTIVE, this is in its electronics. I already red a review, where customer wrote the same things about another model of such a vibration bullet called Exotics Impulse Pocket Paks.

Furthermore - I also bought Waterproof Gyro-G Spot Hydra Vibe Vibrator of this company.
The batteries inside the product are old - vibrator hardly vibrates - i was need to install a new battaries. The additional 4 spare butteries inside the package are swollen - out of use.

I WILL NOT BUY AGAIN PRODUCTS FROM THIS COMPANY. ...
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California Exotics Top Gauge Professional Pressurized Pump


... This is a good pump; i have bought it before from here and other places. It does have a FEW FLAWS, though. First of all, the sleeve included with it, is not very durable and tends to tear easily. I purchased a universal silicone replacement sleeve for it. Next, the back plate which holds the pump handle/plunger intact, is NOT GLUED and has a tendancy to fall off of the tabs which keep it in place. Last, the tubes which hold everything together and transfer the air and such, are made of a hard plastic/vinyl and after a while have to be RESHAPED. The reason being is that they take on a semi-permanent shape, allowing air to escape from the tube/pump, thus creating loss in pressure. Other than this, I am pleased with the pump, and it gives me a temporary increase of size of about TWICE my girth, and about 2 inches in length. I do highly recommend using HOT TOWELS or taking a hot bath to help increase blood flow to the penis; this helps to increase size, as well as reduce or prevent any bruising, pain, etc..... ...
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California Exotics / Swedish Erotica Quick Release Erection Ring (Pack of 4)


... OK, I will have to tread lightly, if I want to avoid breaking Amazon's review guidelines. So, please bear with me.

We have used several types of stretchy erection rings before, and I liked the "Quick Release" description on this product. And, I must admit that the quick release works quick as advertised. The problem is in the attaching. The way it works is that you use a sharp knife to cut the rubber ring to size, and then you wrap it around...you know...and then the tab on one end fits into the hole on the other end, locking it closed.

And, that's where the problem lies. If your man has public hair of any length, it gets caught up in the connection, resulting in painful pulling. And, our experience was that it was stuck in there, resulting in continual painful pulling.

Now, I must admit that we might have made a mistake in using this product, but if so, I don't know what. Unless your man wants to shave down there, this is going to be a real problem. So, we were not happy with this product, and just cannot recommend it.

(Review of California Exotics / Swedish Erotica Quick Release Erection Ring) ...
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Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Doc Johnson Savanna G-Spot Tickler, Purple


... This product is very soft, borderline limp, but if used correctly it can hit the spot. I had to buy it for my wife because of its small size and well positioned clitoral stimulator. I like her to hold it in while we warm up. Watching the convulsions this little thriller gives her is a real turn on for me. Smell goes away after soaking it for a couple of hours in a highly-fragrant solution of soap and warm water. Take the vibrating egg out before soaking. ...
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Tuesday, September 1, 2009

California Exotics Sean Michaels Dildo


... I have always fantasized about huge black cocks, now I can use this until I experience the real thing! ...
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