... The incessant nagging, the whiny, high-pitched voice the slow Betty Boop walk, C3PO was a chick robot right? I always thought she'd look cute in an apron with a string of pearls. Man I hope I haven't been waxing the dolphin to a dude'bot. I wouldn't want to be a Robo-Gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Anyhow, this thing turned out to be not so hot for me. True, I had to do all the work, just like with the 4th ex-Missus HammockRider, but that's where the similarities ended. It is also silent and if I'm not being nagged to paint the garage or to ask for a raise to pay for lil Throckmorton's private schooling or belittled for my "belittlement" I just can't seem to "touch the face of God" so to speak. No, it's just not for me.
For some reason Amazon will not allow you to return this item, so I have to come up with a use for it. I bet if you hid something small in here like diamonds or crack rocks no one would examine it very closely. Since I still have the original box I could always regift it. Anyone's birthday coming up? ...
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